Doodles Of My Thoughts

Jordan. A girl you won't find another like. This is me 95% uncensored. fuckthebullshit.

I refuse

To compete with her when I know I’ll lose and I’ve already done all the chasing I can do.

Acceptable reasons to get a tattoo!!!!


  • in memory of a deceased loved one
  • because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
  • because it is your favorite quote
  • because it’s from your favorite TV show
  • to show dedication to your romantic partner
  • because you liked the design
  • because it has a deep meaning to you
  • because you were young and stupid
  • because you fucking wanted to.

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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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i thought this was another long dumb post but OH MY GOD. just when you’re about to lose hope in humanity, something like that comes up..

The 9/11 one made me tear up

(Source: iraffiruse, via murph-the-smurf)